you're more punk, emo, goth, hardcore, sxe, indie, mod than me. your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter and you have more tattoos. you have cooler pins on your messenger bag and your favorite band is more obscure than mine. you shoes are more vintage and so are your t-shirts. you own more black clothes than i do. i don't even own a denim jacket. your glasses are thicker and blacker and the plugs in your ears are bigger. you know more people in bands and your black jelly bracelets are the envy of scenesters everywhere. your photography is blacker and whiter than mine. your "mad rad hair" profile is wittier and you have better soul records. your tie is whittier, redder or blacker. your scene points are double, perhaps triple mine. because we all know, that's what really matters.
in a scene where music takes a backseat to the hairstyles...
you win and i lose.
leave your number in my locker and i'll give you a call.